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Man: With proper funding, I'm confident this little baby could destroy an area the size of New York City.
Grampa: But I want to help people, not kill them! Man: Oh. Well, to be hone...
Lisa: The people who deserve it are on the streets, and they're in the slums.
They're little children who need more library books, and they're families who can't make ends meet....
Homer: A double cheeseburger, onion rings, large strawberry shake, and for God's sakes, hurry!
Voice: [unintelligible, thanks to the poor-quality microphone] -- The drive-through window of a...
Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it be
Grampa: Put it all on 41. [nudges Homer] I've got a feeling about that number.
Roulette man: The wheel only goes to 36. Grampa: Okay, put it all on 36....
Krusty: Okay kids, it's time to... Kids: Kroon Along With Krusty!
Yeah! [singing] I want to go to Mt....
Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth] Bart+Lisa
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No....
Everybody stick together. We don't want to get separ.
.. [turns around, everybody is gone] D'oh! -- Homer's instructions to the family at Mt....
Challenge the raging water of DEATH. Dare to discover what water is really made of!
H2WHOA! -- Mt. Splashmore announcer, "Brush with Greatne...
Bart: Okay, Lis. Turn on the water works, babe. Lisa
[crying] Mommy! I want my mommy! [sob sob] -- How to get to the front of the line for a ride at Mt....

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