The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Home › Fortune Cookies › The Simpsons

That's the problem with being middle-class. Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more.
-- Mr. Bergstrom's parting remarks, "Lisa's Substitute...
Bart didn't get one vote? Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
-- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
-- Homer tries to understand Lisa, "Lisa's Substitute...
Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon! Homer: [gasp] Me? Lisa
Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Home...
Mmm... Horse doovers... -- Homer helps himself to the party snacks, "War of the Simpso
Marge: [slaps Homer's hand] Homer! You promised. Home
I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie!...
Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
Marge: That was our wedding! Homer: Oh. -- pre-party discussio...
Marge: Oh, they're here. How does everything look?
Homer: Yeah, how do I look? Marge: Do we have enough glasses?...
And the house! You've done... [looks at the living room
othing spectacular] Whatever!...
Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in it!
Ned: Au contraire, Simpson....

< previous

454

455
456
457
458
459
460
461
462
463
654
next >