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Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Young Selma: We'll give you half our allowance. Young Patty
Uh huh. But you have to be our slave. Young Marge...
Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
Bart: Ching-ching-ching! [smashes a souvenir coin collection he received from Patty and Selma] [goes to the bank] Americanize this, my good man.
Clerk: Okay. Bart: All those coins w...
Bart: There you go, Apu. Apu: Ah, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost of a jumbo cherry squishy?
Bart: No, not today, I need the dime. Apu: Oh, it is good to see you...
Barney: Hey, Bart, can you give me one on credit? I'm a little short this week.
Bart: Beat it. -- No harm in trying, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy! -- Mrs.
Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Asa pulls the pin, ready to throw the grenade] This one's for you, Kaiser Bill.
Special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in D company....

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