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Woman: Jack, please, I'm married. Jack: [embraces her] Ha.
Must be what's turning me on. [hot stuff ensues] Mrs....
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
No, no, not the iodine. Burn the germs off with a torch.
Amputate my arm, but not the .... AAAAAAAAAAAAA! -- Bart is treated by Mrs....
Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'. Ba
Homer: Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.
Bart: Really? Homer: Naah....
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
Bart: Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man #1.
So why don't you just waddle over there and get it?...
Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
Bart: Now you know better....
Martin: How about this, guys? Bart can have it Mondays and Thursdays, Millhouse will get it Tuesdays and Fridays, and yours truly will take it Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Ba...

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