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Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
Helen: Now, this is a trust exercise. You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
Marge: Do I have to do this? Rev.: No. Even if your husband <were> here, I wouldn't recommend...
Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right.
It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can fra...
Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is.
Right up there with, the... uh... that bald guy on the cable fishing show....
Holy mackerel! -- Homer lands a catfish, "War of the Simpso
Otto: Any chicks over eight? Bart: Not yet, but the afternoon is young.
-- Bart throws a wild party, "War of the Simpso...
Bart: Lisa, what's wrong? Lisa: Isn't it obvious? We've degraded ourselves and set back the children's rights movement for decades to come.
Bart: You're great at a party, Lis. Really great. ...
Bart: Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before.
Lisa: It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepresible youth....
I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
-- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...
I'll never trust another old person... -- Bart realizes Grampa duped him, "War of the Simpso

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