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Marge: Are you all right, Homer? Homer: I'm fine, I'm just thinking.
Marge: I've been thinking, too. You know Homer, you've always been such a good provider....
Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on it.
[Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand....
TV Announcer: Loaf-time, the cable network for the unemployed, will be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
Duff Beer commercial: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?...
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
mashes open Bart's piggy bank with a hammer] Oh no!
What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what?...
Mrs. Winfield: Looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself.
Mr. Winfield: Oh, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk....
Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
Chief Wiggum: Well it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal know as El Barto.
Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit. If anyone has any informatio...
Homer: Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.
Danger comes in many, many forms, from the dinosaurs that tormented our ca...
If they think I'm going stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!
-- Homer becomes safety-conscious, "Homer's Odyssey...

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