The Simpsons

I thought I was too old. I thought my time had passed.
I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain, or see the look of terror in a man's eyes....
Homer: All right, you kids! Keep it down! Am I making myself cl--[oomph] [Homer is hit by a water balloon] Grampa
[giggles] Heh heh, got him! Homer: You! Up in the tree! The tall grey-hai...
Goon #1: Don't hurt us! Goon #2: We surrender! Goon #1
We were only following orders! -- A likely story, "Bart the General...
Article Four: Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger.
Article Five: Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist....
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun.
There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: T...
Homer: Where the hell are my keys? Who stole my keys?
Come on, I'm late for work! [lift Maggie and looks underneath] Marge...
Marge: I'm sorry everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
Ba...
Largo: [tapping on music stand] Lisa. [taps louder] LISA SIMPSON!
[finally attracting her attention] Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'Tis of Thee"....
Lisa: Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here to feeding time.
So we sit around like cattle, chewing our cud, dreading the inevitable....
Lisa: OW! Ooh, ow! Ooh! PE Teacher: [blows whistle] Lisa!
We are playing dodge-ball here. The object of the game is to avoid the ball, by weaving or ducking out of its path....

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