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Nelson: Put 'em up! [circles his fists] Ba
[raises his hands in surrender] -- "Bart the General...
Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
[bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
Marge: This bully friend of yours. Is he a little on the chunky side?
Bart: Yeah, he's pretty chunkified, all right. Marge...
Homer: You didn't expect that, did you. And neither will he.
Bart: You mean that I should fight dirty, Dad? Home...
Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs....
Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
Bart: Uh, Mr. Herman? Herman: Yes? Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way...
Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it.
The Carthaginians knew it. Now <you> know it. -- Herman, "Bart the General...

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