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Ms.M: So y = r^3/3. And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Class: [chuckles] Ms.M: Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative dy = 3...
It doesn't take a Bart Simpson to figure out that something's wrong.
-- Dr. J. Loren Pryor, "Bart the Geniu...
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
-- Homer, "Bart the Geniu...
Ms.K: [blows whistle] Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison.
So I want you all to be on your best behavior. Especi...
Oooh, sorry little dudes. Party hearty equals tardy. -- Otto, "Homer's Odyssey
Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! Otto: Hey Bart-dude!
Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man....
Please try not to shake the seat like that. -- Wendell rides on the school bus, "Homer's Odyssey
Ms.K: Now class, remember, do not stick any part of your body out the window.
Lewis: Look, there's our school again! Ms. K: Otto, are you sure you.
.. Otto: It's a shortcut Mrs. K, trust me! -- Field trip, "Homer's Odyssey...
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs K: Bart!
Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class....

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