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Homer: My son, a genius!? How does it happen? Dr.J
Well, genius, like intelligence, is usually the result of heredity and environment....
Marge: It's a big day for you. Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious.
Homer: Nonsense, Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes is what got him where he is today!...
Bart: Oh no, ties! Homer: Don't worry, son, you can have mine.
Here, let me show you how to put on a tie....
Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generatio
You may outsmart someone! -- Homer drops Bart off at th...
Ms.M: Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? Ba
[looks around nervously; all stare at him] Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't....
Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
.. mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage something to grow?...
Marge: I got tickets to the opera tonight. Hurry up, get dressed, it starts at eight.
Bart: [whining] Oh, Mom, not tonight... Homer: Come on, Bart....
Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor. Please use the cuspador.
That's what it's for. -- Bart at the opera, "Bart the Geniu...
Marge: Bart, stop fooling around! Homer, stop encouraging him.
Homer: Don't stifle the boy, Marge. We're <supposed> to encourage him....
Homer: Who's the lard-butt? Lisa: He's the bullfighter.
Bart: No way the bull's going to miss a target that big! -- At the opera, "Bart the Geniu...
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