The Simpsons

Bart: Da-da, da da-da, DA, Whoa! They took Bart Simpson to the graveyard.
[ungh] And buried him in the sand. (oh yeah) And every locomotive that came rollin' by Ms....
Narrator: When most people think of nuclear energy, they think of this.
.. A-Bomb: BOOM!...
Uh-oh. Looks like there's a little left-over nuclear waste.
[pulls out a hand broom] No problem! I'll just put them where nobody will find them for a million years!...
Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job....
Ya know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and ones baked today!
-- Homer enjoys some donuts, "Homer's Odyssey...
Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
[everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...
Lisa: Here's a good job at the fireworks factory. Home
Those perfectionists, forget it. Lisa: How about this, a supervising technician at the toxic waste dump....
There there, Homer. You'll find a job. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you've always bounced back.
-- Marge, "Homer's Odyssey...
I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
-- Homer bemoans his lost job, "Homer's Odyssey...
Bart: Is Mister Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I.
P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?...

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