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Howie: Ok, who's next? [every one raises their hands, `memememememe'] Home
[rising from above the crowd] No, me! No, meeee!...
Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
Boy1: Hey, nice smile. Lisa: Thanks. Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa...
Miss Simpson, I hope we won't have a repeat of yesterday's outburst of `Unbridled Creativity'.
-- Mr. Largo, "Moaning Lisa...
Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it, this is getting boring man!
Homer: [smirking] Try not to kill me too hard, son. Heh heh heh. -- "Moaning Lisa...
Marge: I'd like your attention, please. Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes....
Bart: Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives, at least until you've heard the story of how we ended up with the head of our belov\'ed town founder.
Barney: How long will thi...
Marge: Bart, assume the position. Bart: [turns and leans against the wall, legs spread] Marge
[frisks Bart] -- Leaving for church, "The Telltale Head...
Announcer: This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lazarus rose from the dead!
Homer: Laza-who? -- Driving to church, "The Telltale Head...
Marge: [confiscates Bart's personal stereo] Were you going to listen to rock music in Sunday School?
Bart: Maybe. Marge: Can you believe this, Homer? ... Homer? Homer? Homer: [in the car, ba...

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