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Homer: Come on, come on, let's go. Bart: [as announcer] In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of the town, Battling Bart Simpson!
[whi...
Marge: They sent a note from school. Homer: [to Bart] What did you do this time you little hoodlum?
Bart: I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! ...
Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
[end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
Lisa: Sorry Dad, I know you mean well. [kisses him] Home
Thanks for knowing I mean well. -- "Moaning Lisa...
Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on your hands.
Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor!...
Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really.
Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly had fun vacuuming....
Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
Lisa: That was beautiful. What's it called? Murphy
Oh, it's a little tune that I call "The `I Never Had an Italian Suit' Blues"....
Homer: [in a dream] What the?!?! [Homer is a video boxing character] Ba
[his opponent] Put up your dukes, Homer. Homer: Agggh!...
You know Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.
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