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Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
Marge: Ew, Homer, where did you get that ugly thing?
Homer: Why, at that little shop right over... there?...
Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going to scream....
Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the paw closes] Home
Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
British ambassador: Eh, sorry about the Falklands, old boy.
Argentine ambassador: Oh, forget it. We kind of knew they were yours....
People of earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!
-- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
-- The green aliens, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Len: They're conking us with a club! Man: Wish we'd saved an A-bomb or two.
.. -- Green aliens invade, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, a...

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