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Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded....
Page: Senator, there's a problem at the essay contest.
Senator: Please, son, I'm very busy. Page: A little girl is losing faith in democracy!...
Speaker: We now vote on House bill 1022, the expulsion of Bob Arnold.
Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
When my family arrived in this country four months ago, we spoke no English and had no money in our pockets.
Today, we own a nationwide chain of wheel-balancing centers. Where else but in America, o...
Imprisoned Congressman Becomes Born-Again Christian -- If it's in the paper, "Mr.
Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Faith: Will the winning essay be... Bubble On, O Melting Pot, Lift High Your Lamp, Green Lady, USA A-OK, or Cesspool on the Potomac?
Bart: Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!...
Ahem. Hello, everyone. Before last year's Hallowe'en show, I warned you not to let your children watch.
But you did anyway. Mm. Well, this year's episode is even worse. It's scarier, more viole...
And to conclude this Hallowe'en newscast on a scary note.
.. Remember, the Presidential primaries are only a few months away....
Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody in the family is going to have bad nightmares tonight, ha!...
Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
Lisa: [annoyed] Dad, that's Monaco....

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