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We the purple? What the hell was that? -- Father to son on his essay topic, "Mr.
Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off! -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto
Steward: Yes, sir, can I get you something? Home
Pilot: And this control stick is like the handlebars on your tricycle.
Now, would you like to see where we hang our coats?...
at the airport, sees a chauffeur holding a sign that reads, `SIMPSON'] Look, Marge, that guy has the same last name we do!
-- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Wow! A shoe horn! Just like in the movies! -- Homer is amazed at what comes with the hotel room, "Mr.
Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase your word power'.
That thing is really, really.. really.... good. -- Homer, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Faith: Lisa, I'd like you to meet some of the other finalists.
This is Trong Van Din and Maria Diminguez. Maria and Trong...
Faith: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other tourists never see.
Homer: Miss, what does the `I' stand for? Faith: Important....
Bart: [reading a sign] On this spot, Richard Nixon bowled back-to-back 300 games.
Homer: Yeah, right. -- Would he lie to you? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...

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