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Homer: [reading `Reading Digest'] Hey, a cartoon! [a woman tries to explain a pile of metal that used to be a car] "Well, dear, you always wanted a compact.
.." [laughs] Ain't i...
Len: Hey Einstein, put down your reading. It's lunchtime!
Homer: Ah, you go ahead. Len: Hey, you don't want to eat?...
Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange....
Announcer: We now return to Troy McClure and Dolores Montenegro in "Preacher with a Shovel".
Man's voice: But irrigation can <save> your people, Chief Smiling Bear! -- The wonders of...
Marge: You've certainly taking a shying to that magazine.
Homer: It's not just <one> magazine, Marge; they take &l...
Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread.
.. the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll be killed!...
Homer: [reads] Seven ways to spice up your marriage.
[ahem] [reads woodenly] Marge, you have a nice body....
Homer: Wow, `Win a trip to Washington, DC. All expenses paid, VIP tour'.
.. Oh, it's for kids. [throws into trash] Lisa: Wait, Dad....
as tranquil music plays in the background, Lisa writes her essay] What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
He'd say... [tranquil music abruptly stops] [erasing] Oh, think of a better ope...
Lisa: Thanks for driving me to the contest, Dad. Home
Sweetheart, there's nothing I wouldn't do for that magazine. -- "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...

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