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Burns: [whispering] This is the man with the lazy sperm?
Smithers: Mm hmm. Burns: Ah, Simpson, you big virile son of a gun!...
Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw! Ba
What about the Emmys? Lisa: I stand corrected. -- Lisa and Bart, chattin' it up, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
eading off a teleprompter] Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent.
And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding ...
Homer: [crossing fingers] Please, please, please, please, please!
Lisa: Dad, you know you won! Homer: Don't jinx it! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Joe Frazier: Keep those pig legs coming, Moe. Moe
You cleaned me out, Smokin' Joe. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
-- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
-- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
All right, a peanut! [eats it] -- Barney, trashcanned, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
-- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...

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