The Simpsons

Marge: Goodness, what's wrong? Bart: We both had nightmares.
Lisa: Can we sleep with you? Homer: You both toilet trained?...
Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake up, Homer....
Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o' nine tails!
[unveils his Frankenstein monster] -- `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
-- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
Smithers: It's the man in the bag, sir. I think he's alive.
Burns: Oh. [walks over to it, and thwacks it with a shovel] Bad corpse....
Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad.
Well, who's mad now!...

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