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Ms.K: Bart Simpson, you're late. Go fill out a tardy slip.
Bart: But I'm only five... [looks at the clock] ten, twenty....
Lisa: I'm going to eat eight pieces of chocolate!
Wendell?: I'm going to each chocolate 'til I barf!...
Principal Skinner: Here's a whole box of unsealed envelopes for the PTA!
Bart: You're making me lick envelopes? P.S.: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun!...
I think this is something Bart would really have enjoyed.
But it's the only way he'll learn... -- Lisa, "Bart the Murdere...
Welcome to the Chocolate Factory. I'm Troy McClure!
You probably remember me from such films as `The Revenge of Abe Lincoln', and `The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West'....
haunting native American music plays, scene changes to an Aztec pyramid] The history of chocolate begins with the ancient Aztecs.
[see a hand holding an `Ah Fudge' candy bar] In those days, instead o...
Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
As they come out of the turn, it's Sufferin' Succotash by a neck over Yabba-Dabba-Doo, two lengths back Ain't I a Stinker and That's All Folks.
I Yam What I Yam can see them all, but here comes Don'...
Homer: How much does it pay? Bart: Thirty bucks a week!
Homer: Pfft! I make more than that. -- Bart gets a part-time job, "Bart the Murdere...
It's funny because it's true. -- Fat Tony, "Bart the Murdere

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