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Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I'm not going to rest until one of us is behind bars....
Wiggum: Let me assure all you smokers out there that there is &l
o> shortage of cigarettes. Reporter: [shouts] How do we know that?...
Lisa: [somewhat shocked] Bart, is your boss a crook?
Bart: I don't think so. Although it would explain an awful lot. -- "Bart the Murdere...
Bart: Uh, say, are you guys crooks? Tony: Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?
Bart: No. Tony: Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong...
Give me three fingers of milk, Ma. -- Bart, "Bart the Murdere
Marge: I'm not sure about the people Bart's working for.
I think they're criminals. Homer: A job's a job....
Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for two weeks.
Homer: [playing poker] Heh heh! Read 'em and weep, boys.
Another pair of sixes! Tony: [folding with four aces] Beats me....
Tony: I am thrilled you decided to let your boy continue to work here.
Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter....
Secretary: Some large men to see you, sir. Skinne
Um, I don't have any appointment with any large men....

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