The Simpsons

Johnny Carson: [as Karnak] Geraldo Rivera, Madonna, and a diseased yak.
Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho....
Lisa: Mom, what's wrong? Marge: It's your father. He's missing.
Bart: Dad's missing? Get outta here. Marge: He's been gone for two days....
I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet....
Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous cog and camshifts, take that!
[feebly kicks it] -- Mad Doctor Burns, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Every bone ... shattered, organs ... leaking vital fluids .
.. a slight headache ... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die....
Homer: [wakes up and screams] Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
Homer: No, Bart bit me. Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me....
Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
.. -- Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the Murdere...

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