The Simpsons

I can assure you that we're using the most advanced scientific techniques in the field of.
.. [searching for the word] body-finding. -- Police Chief Wiggum's briefing, "Bart the Murdere...
Gypsy: [roaming her hands over a picture of Skinner] I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.
Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner....
Lewis: [covered in leaves] Hey, look at me. I'm Skinner's body!
Bart: That is not funny, Lewis. Milhouse: Well, I heard Skinner's buried under his parking spot....
Bart: Reverend Lovejoy! You've come to comfort me?
Rev.: Yes, Bart. [pats Bart] [emotionlessly] There there....
Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache? -- "Bart the Murdere
Oh Bart, why couldn't you have gotten a paper route like other boys?
-- Marge, when Bart is arrested for murder, "Bart the Murdere...
Bart: What's that guy doing here? Hutz: Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney.
I'll be defending you against charges of......
Smithers: That Simpsons boy is looking at 180 years.
Burns: Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult....
Tony: I didn't order this Skinner guy killed... D.A.
But aren't you the head of this gang? Tony: No. I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complimentary newspaper....
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years.
Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?...

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