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Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good, honest people, you can spit in their faces for me!
Lisa: I will, Mr. Gumbel, but if you'll excuse me, I'm profiling my d...
Moe: Here you go, one beer [sets it in front of Lisa].
One chocolate milk. [sets it in front of Homer] Lisa...
What's the matter, Homer? The depressing effects of alcohol usually don't kick in 'til closing time.
-- Moe, "Homer Defined...
Lisa: He's just a little nervous. He has to give a speech tomorrow on how to keep cool in a crisis.
Homer: [shaking Lisa in a panic] What am I going to do!? What am I going to do!? ...
Barney: I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick.
I picture everyone in their underwear. The judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody....
Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
As I look out into this sea of smiling faces, I am filled with a sense of [suddenly turns nasty] loathing and revulsion!
You are not workers! You are a pack of mangy, cud-chewing, ugly goats! -- A...
Homer: [nervously reading a speech] Grace under pressure is no.
.. Voice: [sirens wail] Three minutes to meltdown....
Crisis has been averted. Everything is super. -- Computer announcement, "Homer Defined
Eenie meenie miney moe. Is Homer a hero? The answer is, `No'.
I'm Kent Brockman, and that was `My Two Cents'. -- A brief editorial, "Homer Defined...

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