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Voice: All systems returning to normal. Danger in 7-G neutralized.
Have a nice day. -- It's been a pleasure serving you, "Homer Defined...
Man: [emerges from closet, fixing his tie] Woma
Will I ever see you again? Man: Sure, baby. Next meltdown. -- "Homer Defined...
TV: I'd like to solve the puzzle. `Three Loins in the Fountain'.
[buzz] -- Wheel of Misfortune, "Homer Defined...
Burns: [voice only] Yes, we've isolated the problem.
Wouldn't you know, false alarm. Marge: Phew!...
Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
That's why you couldn't come to the party....
Karl: Hey, way to save our lives! Len: Yeah, we owe you one!
Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman....
Burns: Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from Earvin `Magic' Johnson?
Homer: [gasps] Magic Johnson!? [picks up the phone] Yello?...
Lisa: [laughing at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Bart, you're not laughing.
Too subtle? -- "Homer Defined...
Marge: [reading the plaque] For heroic competence, for narrowly averting a meltdown, and proving without question that nuclear power is completely safe.
Employee of the Month! -- "Ho...
A role model in my very own home. How convenient! -- Lisa, "Homer Defined

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