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Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent....
Homer: [panicking, as warning sirens wail] Gotta think, gotta think.
.. Okay, somewhere there's a thingie that tells you how to work this stuff....
Voice: [cheerfully] Ninety seconds to core meltdown.
Smithers: Sir, there may be never be another time to say....
Moe: Looks like this is the end... Barney: Oh, that's all right.
I couldn'ta led a richer life. -- Core meltdown is imminent, "Homer Defined...
Kent: After the meltdown, we can expect roving bands of.
.. Abe: Ah, I don't like this program. Jasper: Change the channel....
Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian.
I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time...
Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training... [begin flashback] Traine
Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day....
Voice: [pleasantly] Thirty seconds to core meltdown.
Burns: Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry ass good-bye....
Prof. John Fink: [indicating on a map] These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed.
[indicating] This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, co...
Skinner: They called me old-fashioned for teaching the duck-and-cover method, but who's laughing now!
-- "Homer Defined...

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