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Now, in light of the damning testimony from your fellow gangsters, your father, your teachers, and the seemingly endless parade of emotionally shattered babysitters.
.. -- The Judge's summing-up, "Ba...
Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys? Cop: Uh, no sign of him, Chief.
Wiggum: Princess Opal? Opal: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad....
Judge: Case dismissed! Hutz: Your honor... Do I still get paid?
-- Pro bono pocketo, "Bart the Murdere...
Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
Tony: Me and the boys, we still think you got a big future in racketeering and extortion.
Bart: Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool....
Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Homer: Here's good news! According to this eye-catching article, SAT scores are declining at a slower rate!
Lisa: Dad, I think this paper is a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoid...
Bart: [inscribing a card] "To me bestest bud, Milhouse.
Happy Birthday. Bart." Lisa: Bart, that's so sweet....
They're official Krusty the Clown walkie-talkies! I'll keep one and you keep one.
Now, whenever you want to talk to me, just call me on the phone and tell me to turn on my walkie-talkie....
Martin: Milhouse, I'd like to express my appreciation for Saturday.
Jelly bean basket, personalized noisemakers....

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