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Homer: Look, I get enough admiration and respect at work!
I don't need it here at home! -- No argument from Bart, "Homer Defined...
Marge: How are you enjoying your ham, Homey? Home
Tastes so bitter, it's like ashes in my mouth... Marge...
Homer: [angrily] What's <your> problem, boy? Ba
I had a fight with Milhouse. Homer: That four-eyes with a big nose?...
Homer: What is it? What are you doing? Lisa: Looking at you with quiet awe.
Homer: Well, as long as it's quiet. -- "Homer Defined...
Burns: Ah, Simpson, here's someone I want you to meet.
Aristotle Amodopoulos, owner of the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Facility....
We want you to give them a pep talk that turns them from a bunch of donut-eating goof-offs into a pack of Homer Simpsons!
-- Burns seems to have missed the point, "Homer Defined'...
Maggie: [playing Monopoly with Bart] [removes her pacifier, coughs up a hotel] Marge
Bart, don't feed your sister hotels. Bart: [holding up the box] Don't worry, Mom....
Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse? Bart: I don't want to play with Milhouse.
Marge: You mean you still haven't made up with him?...
Marge: Mrs. Van Houten? I'm Bart's mother. We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint?
Mrs.V: I remember. -- "Homer Defined...
Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like inside.
He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course, it makes him &l...

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