The Simpsons

Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop! Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?
] applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday!...
Bye, little dudes! Don't learn anything I wouldn't learn!
-- Otto drops the kids off at school, "Homer Defined...
Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother, oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped....
Burns: I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth.
Its leading lady was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird!...
poking at each jelly donut in turn] [poke] Igh, lemon.
[poke] Ugh, cherry. [poke] Ooh, custard. [poke] Mmmmm....
Apu: Otto, do you know there's a small child inside your bus?
Otto: [sees Bart] Ooh, good thing you warned me. I was on my way to Mexico!...
Voice: Warning... Problem in Sector 7-G. Burns: 7-G?
Good God, who's the safety inspector there? Smithe...
Homer: [waking up to the sound of loud rhythmic buzzing] Huh?
... Noise! ... Bad noise! Voice: [calmly] Five minutes before critical mass....
You know, once, my old lady ran off and married my brother.
Well, it hurt, but here it is a month later, and I'm sleeping on their couch!...
Announcer: We interrupt `Search for the Sun' for this special news bulletin.
Meltdown Crisis: The First Couple of Minutes....

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