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Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at? Lisa: I called her; she'...
Well, you're in for a whale of a show tonight. Uh, I'd like to point out that the doors are now locked, so you parents can't sneak out of the show after your own child as performed.
Oh, and let me c...
Homer: [sees sign: Open 10 - 7, checks his watch. It's 6
55] Whew! Just in the nick of [spots Moe's Tavern next door] Mmmmmm....
Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...
Jerry: What's the matter, buddy? Homer: The moron next door closed early!
Jerry: I happen to be that moron. Homer: Oh... Me and my trenchant mouth!...
Pr. Skinner: [watchs Milhouse's pathetic act] Oh terrible, just terrible.
You know, they seem to get worse every year....
Homer: Okay, okay, but I want you to see a picture of the little girl you're disappointing.
[looks through his wallet] Well, I don't have one....
Moe: Come on, Jer, open up, be a pal. Remember when I pulled you and your wife out of that burning car?
Jerry: Well, okay, okay. But now we're even. -- Begging Jerry to open his music sho...
Jerry: What instrument does she play? Homer: ... [whining] I don't know.
.. -- Buying a replacement reed for Lisa, "Lisa's Pony...
Lisa: Mom, where is he? If I don't get that reed, I'll sound terrible!
Marge: Don't worry, honey, I'm sure your father is....

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