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Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
Dear Krusty: This is Bart Simpson, Krusty Buddy #16302, respectfully returning his badge.
I always suspected that nothing in life mattered....
Krusty: [dials 1-900-SEX-CHAT] Voice: You've reached the Party Line!
In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women!...
Marge: [gently reminding] Bart, wipe your feet. Ba
Why bother? They'll just get dirty again....
a rap at the door in the `Shave and a Haircut' rhythm, with horn honks and Krusty's laugh in place of `Two Bits'.
] Homer: You think it's him? -- Waiting for Krusty, "Like Father, Like Clow...
Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Homer: What are you talking about! Of course he...
Marge: Who wants to say Grace? Lisa: Why don't we let our guest do it?
Milhouse: Bless us O Lord... Bart: [whaps Milhouse] Milhouse...
Krusty: [saying a pre-meal blessing] Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu, melech ha'olam, hamotzi lechem min ha'aretz.
Homer: Hee hee hee hee hee! He's talking funny-talk! Lisa: N...
Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
.. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going...
Poor Krusty. He's like a black velvet painting come to life. -- Lisa, "Like Father, Like Clow

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