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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
-- Lisa Simpson on Krusty the Klown, "Like Father, Like Clow...
Bart: Reverend Lovejoy, we need you to help us find a rabbi.
Rev.L...
Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address? Rev.L: Oh, sure thing.
Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex... -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
And, in order to keep our broadcasting licence, we devote Sunday night dead time to public service shows of limited appeal.
-- It's funny 'cause it's true, "Like Father, Like Clow...
Gabbin' about God, sponsored by Ace Religious Supply, where they say, "If we don't got it, it ain't holy.
-- Or kosher, as appropriate, "Like Father, Like Clow...
Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?...
Rabbi K: Hello? Anybody there? I hear breathing but I don't hear talking.
What's going on here? Hello, mister? Hello, hello?...
Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.

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