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Homer: Well, I guess I should pay my share. Ned: [laughs] Relax, Homer.
I keep telling you, you're my guest. Homer: Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat!...
Stan: [calling a play] Blue 27 on three. Homer: If anyone can pull it off, it's Stan "The Boy" Taylor.
Crowd: {Stan, Stan, he's our boy, If he can't do it, no one -- will.} -- Non-intuitive...
Homer: Hey! Somebody sign an autograph? Please? Somebody.
..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
Ned: Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. Home
No! I want everyone to know that -- [yells] this is Ned Flanders, my friend!...
Homer throws a picture into the garbage] Marge: Homer, that's our wedding photo!
Homer: Marge, quit living in the past. -- "Homer Loves Flande...
Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come over and give the new pool table a whirl.
Homer: I'll be there. And this time, _you_ can be the Nacho Man. [both la...
Ned: [uneasy] Uh, be careful there, Homer, that is sort of a new table, heh heh, heh.
Homer: Watch this, Ned. They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!...
Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....
Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night. Rod+Todd
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
Marge: Honey, I'm so glad you're ho -- Homer: Can't talk, seeing Flanders.
Later, sex. Marge: Hmm... -- Short and sweet, "Homer Loves Flande...

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