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Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
.. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
Homer: Heh heh heh, I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.
Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a sc...
Man: Give me, er, 30,000 tickets. Woman: That'll be $
950,000 please. Man: Look, the thing about that is, I only got $...
ound of Bobby McFerrin song finishing] Marty: That was Bobby McFerrin's new one, "I'm Worried (Need Money)".
If you want tickets to the big Pigskin Classic [oinking noise] just get to...
Homer: Why am I such a loser? Why? Bart: Well, your father was a loser, and _his_ father, and his father.
..it's genetic, man. [realizes] D'oh! -- That's not the only genetic thing, eithe...
Lisa: What's so special about this game anyway? It's just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville.
They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigge...
Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
[doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...
Burns: {[to players] Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game.
I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you.} Milhouse: {[to...

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