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Ant 1: Protect the queen! Ant 2: Which one's the queen?
Ant 3: I'm the queen! Ant 1: No you're not! Home...
Controller: Er, some good news, gentlemen. We have quite a treat for you.
Kent: We're just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with "average-naut" Homer Simpson, and we'd like to -- aah!
[Camera shows a close-up of an a...
Race: Oh my God, the ants are shorting out our navigation systems!
[the astronauts smack back and forth into the walls] Taylo...
Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to.
..reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president....
Lisa: Come on, Dad. You can make it! Abe: Aw, of course he'll make it.
It's TV. -- Metahumor, "Deep Space Home...
Tom: Uh, how'd you solve the door dilemma? Buzz
Homer Simpson was the real hero here. He jury-rigged the door closed using this....
Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist nam...

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