The Simpsons

Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
-- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married...
Lisa: Dad, if the new baby is a girl, can we name her Ariel?
Bart: Bzzzzt. I'm sorry, the baby's name will be Cool Mo-Dee Simpson....
Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'....
Homer: [spots a nice ring] Wow. I'll take <that> ring.
Clerk: Yes, sir, and how will you be paying for it?...
Basic ceremony's twenty bucks. Here's your license.
Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the house....
Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino to join.
.. [points at Homer] Homer: Homer. Minister: ... and ... [points at Marge] Marge: Marge. Mini...
Homer: Hey, why don't I apply at the nuclear power plant?
I hear they pay pretty well. Marge: I don't know....
Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....
Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're all going to die!...
Homer: [to his unborn son] Kid, I won't let you down.
I swear to you, when you come out of there, the first thing you're gonna see is a man with a good job....

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