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Funky-See Funky-Do' will be right back to lip-sync another of their hits, right after this.
.. -- Announcer on TV music dance show, "Radio Ba...
Announcer: ... But order now. Supply is limited. Home
Gasp! Limited!?!? [frantically dials the phone] Do you have any of those microphones left?...
Bart: [in the barber shop, getting a shave] Digital audio tape, my butt!
When <I> was a kid, we had compact disks, and &l...
Hey, good to see you. Glad you could make it. Toby, have you lost weight?
-- Bart, the perfect host at his birthday party, "Radio Ba...
Oh, there's only one can of beer left, and it's Bart's.
-- Homer finds a `Property of Bart Simpson' sticker on a can of Duff, "Radio Ba...
People of earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force.
Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. -- The first broadcast of "Radio Ba...
Bart: [over the radio] Rod! Todd! This is God! Rod
How did you get on the radio? Bart: Whaddya mean, how did I get on the radio?...
The circumference of the well is 34 inches, so, unfortunately, not one member of our city's police force is slender enough to rescue the boy.
-- Kent Brockman's report, "Radio Ba...
Although we can't reach the boy, we freeze him with liquid nitrogen, so that future generations can rescue him.
-- Dr. John Fink's plan to rescue poor Timmy O'Toole, "Radio Ba...
Dear Lord, before we peel the foil back from Your bounty.
.. -- Marge's TV dinner prayer, "Radio Ba...

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