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Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television....
Patty: If you like being pawed by something fat and lazy, we could get a cat!
Granma: It would leave less hair on the couch....
Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
Homer: Wow, what an ending! Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!
Crowd: [waiting in line to see the movie] Oh, thank you, Mister Blow-the-picture-for-me....
Marge: [listening to `You Light Up My Life' on the radio] Our song.
Homer: I bet the guy she was singing that about was real happy....
Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a <real> castle. Marge
You don't have to do that. Homer: Phew. Good. -- "I Married Marge...
Marge: Maybe it's the champale talking, but I think you're pretty sexy.
Homer: Really? It <must> be the champale talking. -- "I Married Marge...
Dr.H: Well, uh, Miss Bouvier, I think we've found the reason why you've been throwing up in the morning.
Congratulations. Homer: D'oh! -- The price of passion, "I Married Marge...
Dr.H: Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful. [hands over a pamphlet] Marge
[reads] So you've ruined your life. -- Marge learns she's pregnant, "I Married Marge...
Grampa: Son, you've got to marry that girl! Homer: Because it's the honorable thing to do?
Grampa: [slams his hand on the table] No, because you'll never do any better....

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