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Lisa: Look, Dad. I'll tell you who's going to win the Super Bowl if you want me to, but it'll just validate my theory that you cared more about winning money than you did about me.
Hom...
Brent: We're live from the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, and Super Bowl XXVI.
Today, we're going to be seen by people in one hundred and fifty countries, all over the world!...
Moe: [answering the phone] Moe's Tavern, home of the Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular!
Barney: [surveying the buffet table] Whoa! Baloney!...
I had the greatest gift of all. A little girl who could pick football.
-- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
Well, sir, we're two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show.
.. -- Brent Gunsilman hosts the Super Bowl pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
Brent: We've got ourselvs a special guest, actor Troy McClure, whose new sitcom is premiering tonight, coincidentally enough, right after the game!
Troy: Thanks, Brent. My new show i...
Homer: Buffalo is going to win. Lisa hates me. [sobs] Ma
Whatcha got riding on this game? Homer: My daughter....
This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
-- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show, "Lisa the Greek...
It's a touchdown for halfback Dan Beer-dorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl! -- "Lisa the Greek
Barney: Hey Homer, didn't you say that if Duff Dry wins [the Duff Bowl], your daughter loves you?
Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington! Barney: Okay, okay. They're great teams. -- "Lisa...

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