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Homer: That Timmy is a real hero! Lisa: How do you mean, Dad?
Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't get out....
Channel 6's own Krusty the Klown has gathered members of the entertainment community, who normally steer clear of fashionable causes.
.. -- Kent Brockman's news report, "Radio Ba...
I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?
I said, "Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday....
Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little boy, who's stuck halfway to Hell.
.. Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best th...
Don't worry, son. Just 'cuz you're trapped in a hole doesn't mean you can't live a rich and full life.
-- Homer's reassuring words, "Radio Ba...
Your boy picked a bad time to fall down a well. If he'd done it at the start of the fiscal year, no problemo.
-- Chief Wiggum tells Marge it's all in the timing, "Radio Ba...
Kent: The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
Homer: It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident! Marge: Homer! Hom...
And our <new> number one hit, "I Do Believe We're Naked", by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well", which plunges all the way down to number 97.
-- Casey Kasem's cou...
Ever since I called for the rescue of that Simpson lad, I have taken a lot of heat.
So, I am flip-flopping! I say, let him stay down there!...
Marge: Bart honey, I made you an extra-warm sweater you can wear while you're down in the well.
[tosses it] Bart: Mom, it's too big. Homer: Don't worry, you'll grow into it. -- Bart is trap...

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