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Hynpotist: You are all very good players... Team: [entranced] We are all very good players.
.. Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville... Team: We will beat Shelbyville....
Mike Scioscia: [pushing a wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Karl
[pulls up beside him with his own wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Hey, Scioscia....
Now, before I post the starting line-up, I want to assure those of you whose names are not on the list.
.. that I'm very disappointed in you. -- Monty Burns, softball team manager, "Homer at the...
Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team.
[catches Roger Clemens] Clemens, did I make the team?...
Dr. Hibbert: Uh, Mike, try to lift your arm. Mike Scioscia
Can't... lift... arm... or... speak... at... normal....
Homer: Oh, one thing I'm good at and I can't do it any more.
Marge: Homey, you're good at lots of things. Home...
Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!! Barney: Lord Palmerston!...
Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
I am <not> cleaning that! ... Oh, who am I kidding.
-- Marge cleans up another mess, "Homer Alone...

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