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When you grow up, you can suck your pacifier all you want.
-- Marge tries to reason with Maggie, "Homer Alone...
Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not lengthwise.
Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer....
Lisa: Mom, Bart's making faces at me. Bart: It's a nervous twitch, and I'm a little sensitive about it, if you don't mind.
-- "Homer Alone...
This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people.
Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm...
Eddie: She's locked in the car and refuses to move.
Wiggum: Did you flash your lights? Eddie: Yes. Wiggum...
Wiggum: Try to talk her out of there. [hands Homer a megaphone] But don't put your lips on it or anything.
-- "Homer Alone...
Homer: [through a megaphone] Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
Hello? Marge: Homer, is that you? Homer: [aside] What should I say?...
I hereby declare today to be Marge Simpson Day in the city of Springfield!
-- Mayor Quimby goes after the chick vote, "Homer Alone...
Swim, play tennis, or just sit and stare at the walls.
-- Advertisement for Rancho Relaxo, "Homer Alone...
Marge: I need to unwind. Homer: I knw you do, Marge, but come on, you know what our vacations are like.
Those three monsters in the back seat. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" A...

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