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Bart: Seymour, I'll bet you a steak dinner those books are still here.
All we have to do is search every locker. Skinne...
Thank goodness I still live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns [*bang*!
] and many things made of zinc....
If anyone wants to learn more about zinc, they're welcome to stay.
... We can talk about anything. ... I'll do your homework for ya?...
Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. -- Apu, "Bart the Love
Those guys must be millionaires! -- Bart is awed by a yo-yo demonstration, "Bart the Love
I'll bet they get all kinds of girls!
-- Nelson is awed by a yo-yo demonstration, "Bart the Love...
Homer: Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!
Marge: What? Name me one person who's gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks!...
Ms.K: [reading] After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water.
[Nelson raises his hand] Yes, Nelson Nelson: Did they have any have yo-yo's? Ms....
Milhouse: Hey Bart, got any new tricks for us today?
Bart: Just one. A little something I call "Plucking the Pickle". -- "Bart the Love...
I didn't do it. -- Bart, caught red-handed, "Bart the Love

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