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Willy: Don't you worry about your wee fish, lass. They're goin' to a better place.
Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
Ms.H: Edna, Happy Hour in the teachers' lounge. Ms.
K: Just a sec!...
1 + 1 = 2? Recently divorced 4th grade teacher wishes to meet man age
18-60 Object: SAVE ME Write: Edna K Box 402 -- Ms....
Marge: I bet we could buy a nice doghouse for $50. Home
[sigh] Marge, you're a tool of doghouse makers. Marge...
Homer: I'll build him a doghouse. [starts sketching] Marge
Oh, I don't know... Homer: Don't worry, I just drew up a little blueprint....
How was detention today, dear? -- Marge's motherly concern, "Bart the Love
I'm starting to get the hang of the floor-waxer.
-- Bart returns from another day of detention, "Bart the Love...
You've got a date with the Xeros machine! -- Bart receives a sexy photo of Ms.
Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
A fella came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar?
Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took me the whole afternoon to track him down!...

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