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ung to Brahms' Lullaby] Go to sleep... And good night.
.. La-la la la la la la... Dee-dee-dee... Dee-dee-dee....
Hairdresser: So, what's the verdict? Woman: [realizes she's been given a Marge Simpson hairdo] Oh, dear God!
I can't even put a bag over my head! Hairdresser: Yes you can. ...
As I said to Dolores Montenergo in "Calling All Quakers".
.. "Have it <your> way, Baby!" -- Troy McClure, "Homer Alone...
Marge, Maggie was very young. It's not like we got so attached to her.
.. -- Homer practices his excuse for losing Maggie, "Homer Alone...
Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby? Home
Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's small....
Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never even imagined.
Others may find out that life isn't fair......
First question. If I could be any animal, I would be (a) a carpenter ant, (b) a nurse shark, or (c) a lawyer bird.
-- Ms. Krabappel administers the Career Aptitude Normalizing Test (CANT), "Se...
Question sixty. I prefer the smell of (a) gasoline, (b) French fries, or (c) bank customers.
Janey: Well, that was a waste of time. Lisa: Janey, school is &l
ever> a waste of time. Ms.H...
Bart: Police officer!? Well I'll be jiggered! Dr.J
Heh heh heh. If you'd like to learn more, I could arrange for you to ride along in a police car for a night....

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