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Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
And the man wants to hit the ball, too. [crack!] And he does.
And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy....
Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!...
Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
Smithers: [whispers in Jose Canseco's ear] Jose: I get $
50,000 to play one game? Smithers: That's right, Mr....
Smithers: [in the woods, a bullet grazes his shoulder] Hunte
Hey, sorry. I thought you were a deer. Smithe...
Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry. Darryl: Yes? Home
You play right field. Darryl: Yes? Homer: I play right field, too....
Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it....
Smithers: What are you going to do with the million dollars, sir?
Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose....

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