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Hey, look at me! I'm Blanche DuBois! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
Bart: If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.
Lisa: [covering her eyes] Please tell me when the scary part's over....
Man 1: Hey you, let's fight. Man 2: Them's fightin' words!
-- Say what you mean, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Okay, Fudd me. -- Homer orders a beer, "(Lurleen on Me)
Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
in the operating room, the power flickers] Nurse: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall bladder.
Doctor: Put it back! Put it back! -- It was like that when I got here! "(Lurleen on Me)...
Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind. I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
-- Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Moe: [listening to a song on the radio] For the next half hour, beer is on the house.
Barney: [bursts out of the men's room] What'd you say, Moe?...
Krusty: [slapping Sideshow Mel] I thought I told you to stay away from my sister!
! [a song comes on the radio] [softens] Oh, here's 50 bucks....

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