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Marge: Doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me"?
Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say "Thou shalt not take... moochers into thy.....
Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage. Otto: Wow!...
Homer: Will you knock it off, I can't hear myself think!
[the music stops] [thinks] I want some peanuts....
Homer: Hey, how come you never play your guitar any more?
Bart: I'll tell ya the truth, Dad. I wasn't goot at it right away, so I quit....
Bart: What are you going to do, Otto? Otto: Oh, don't worry.
There's plenty of money out there for a guy who knows how to fake his own death....
I can't pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time, I'm hung over!
-- Otto dreads his driving test, "Otto Show...
Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before....
Alcohol imcreases your ability to drive." [looks up the answer] "False"!
? Oh, man! -- Otto studies for his driving test, "Otto Show...
Bart: Cool! An oversized novelty billiard ball!
Milhouse: Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!...
Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students.
Other principals try to unload problem cases that way....

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