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Fellas, I'm going to hit you with a phrase that has dogged you throughout your career.
Washed-up." -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...
Here you are, among the top one hundred and five concert acts today.
What's your secret, guys? -- Interviewing Spinal Tap, "Otto Show...
We're very big in Bulgaria. And what-his-name, the other -garia.
.. -- Spinal Tap speaks, "Otto Show...
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... Duff Beer, in association with Laramie Cigarettes, is proud to welcome.
.. Spinal Tap! -- Rock concert, "Otto Show...
Tonight, the city weeps, as for the first time ever, a hockey arena becomes then scene of violence.
-- Kent Brockman reports on a concert riot, "Otto Show...
Of course, it would be wrong to suggest this sort of mayhem began with rock-and-roll.
After all, there were riots at the premiere of Mozart's "The Magic Flute"....
Homer: Now, boy, we spent a lot of money, so you'd better get real good real fast, or &l
POW>! Marge: Homer! Homer: Hey, I thought I was supposed to encourage him....
I'd loik to play me latest chart-toppah. It's called, "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs".
-- Bart the heavy-metal rock star, "Otto Show...
Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
My old man said I was wasting my time, and I'd never amount to anything.
He-hah-hah-hah! He-hah-hah-hah-heh-heh! [realizes] Oh... -- Otto, "Otto Show...

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