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Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law. I'm filing a class-action suit against the director on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play.
I also play Mitch! -- Conflict of interest? "A Streetcar Named M...
Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn, but we're the only day-care in town that is not currently under investigation by the state -- Ms.
Sinclair, administrator of the Ayn Rand School ...
I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face.
Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?...
Salt me. -- Homer, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!
Homer: Fine! I will! -- That'll show 'er, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Marge: I'm sure you won't enjoy it. There's nothing about bowling in the play.
Oh wait, there is. Homer: Probably not much of it....
Marge: Why can't you be more supportive? Homer: Because I don't care.
-- Ask a question, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Homer: I can't fake an interest in this, and I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.
Marge: What kooky projects? Homer: You know, the painting class, the first aid course, ...
If I break, buy a new one! -- The talking Krusty doll, "A Streetcar Named Marge
Cool, she can fly! -- Bart, "A Streetcar Named Marge

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